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we have weed in our cakes and oreos
belive me though better than your malboro

Voze se Mujo i Haso avionom. Kad su bili iznad Cicaga Mujo ode pisat. Iznad Los Angelosa Haso ode srat. Iznad NEW Jorka Mujo prdne. U Bosni na vijestima javljaju da u Cicagu pada zuta kisa. U Los Angelosu smedi oblaci. U New Jorku kip slobode se drzi za nos.

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Bile crnka, smeđokosa i plavusa. Htjele se dobro udati,ali nisu znale kako. Otisle one kod babe vracare da ih savjetuje. Ona im rekla da svaka kupi kera i kada naiđe dobar auto da ga gurne pod njega. Tako one i uradise. Kupila crnka pudlicu i ide cestom, kad naiđe nov mercedes i ona gurnu pudlicu pod njega. Izađe tip iz mecke i stade se izvinjavati te pozva je na veceru. Oni izađose i malo po malo zavrsise zajedno. Smeđokosa kupila pekinezera i setajuci cestom spazi novog jaguara te gurnu kera pod njega. Izađe tip iz jaguara, stade se izvinjavat. I on je pozove na veceru i malo po malo ono zavrsise skupa. Plavusa kupila bernardinca i setajuci spazi ferrarija te jedva nekako gurnu kera, ali tip u ferrariju uspije ga zaobici. Iza njega naiđe tip sa ficom i pukne kera. Izađe on iz auta, j**e, razjebe, galami te zamahnu nogom i pukne bernardinca svom snagom te on poleti preko obližnjeg brda na kome su bili neki lovci. Jedan podignu pogled prema nebu i rece drugom:
- "Bernardinci visoko lete, mora da ce kisa."

sojgosačjgšaoerjhbeš

Pita učenica nastavnicu:
- "Boli me trbuh, mogu li na WC?"
Kaže nastavnica:
- "Ne!"
Dođe učenica poslije pa pita:
- "Mogu li na WC , boli me stomak!"
Kaže nastavnica:
- "Neee!"
Pita učenica poslije opet:
- "Mogu li na WC , boli me drob!"
Kaže nastavnica:
- "Ajd mrš na WC!!!"
Vrati se ona za 20 minuta pa kaže:
- "U jebote 3 kile sam lakša!"

aeeeeeeeeeee kamannnnnnnnnnnnn

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Sjede ti dvije krave na drvetu i heklaju, dođe pas i upita ih:
- "Mogu li vam pomoći?"
A krave će mu na to:
- "Ma nemoj brate, kad si viđeo da pas sjedi na grani !"

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- Zašto se patuljci smiju dok igraju nogomet?
- Jer ih trava škaklji po jajima.

Radila žirafa u ljekarni, dođe slon pa ju pita:
- "Imaš možda žirafo andol?"
Žirafa veli:
- "Nemam."
Slon veli:
- "obro i uđe u ljekarnu.Radila žirafa u ljekarni, dođe slon pa ju pita:
- "Imaš možda žirafo andol?"
Žirafa veli:
- "Nemam."
Slon veli:
- "obro i uđe u ljekarnu." "

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