Ev' da se malo nasmijemo u gluho jutro 
Morfijevi zakoni vol1 :
1. Dok dodjes na red promjene se pravila.
2. Nikad ne prikazuj trikove s kartama pred ljudima sa kojima igras poker.
3. Sto prije zaostanes,imaces vise vremena za nadoknadjivanje.
4. Kad se kamera usredsredi na muskog sportistu on se cese,cacka ili pljuje.
5. Ako ne sutnes,ne mozes postici gol.
6. Stvarno naucis da psujes tek posto naucis da vozis.
7. Tvoj auto trosi vise benzina i ulja od bilo kog drugog.
8. Pogon na sva cetiri tocka samo omogucava da se zaglavis na nepristupacnijem mestu.
9. Sto je hladnija ploca rentgen aparata,to veci deo tela treba da priljubis uz nju.
10. Mozes oceniti koliko je mjuzikl los na osnovu toga koliko puta hor vikne "ura".
11. Kad dovoljno nakvasis svez beton,padne kisa.
12. Vise stete napravis pokusavajuci da uhvatis lomljivu stvar koja pada nego da je pustis da padne.
13. Ako zuris u kratak red on odjednom postaje dugacak.
14. Kad cekas u dugackom redu oni iza tebe uspevaju da se ubace u novoformirani kratak red.
15. Ako za sekund izadjes iz kratkog reda,on postaje dugacak red.
16. Ako cekas u kratkom redu,ljudi ispred tebe propustaju svoje prijatelje i rodjake.
17. Kratak red van zgrade je dugacak red u zgradi.
18. Ako stojis na jednom mestu dovoljno dugo,formiras red.
19. Setis se da treba da pustis pismo tek kad nigde u blizini nema postanskog sanduceta.
20. Ljubavna pisma,poslovni ugovori i pare koje ti duguju stizu sa tri nedelje zakasnjenja.
21. Bezvezna posta stize istog dana kada je poslata.
22. Doktor moze da pokopa svoje greske,a arhitekta jedino moze da ti savetuje da zasadis vinograd.
23. Kad automat vrati kusur,petoparci padnu blizu,a vredniji novcici otkotrljaju se van domasaja.
24. Brzina vetra povecava se u direktnoj srazmeri sa cenom frizure.
25. Pozajmljivanjem se knjige ne gube,osim onih koje si posebno zeleo sacuvati.
26. Ako ti nedostaje jedan broj nekog casopisa,to ce biti bas onaj broj u kojem je clanak,prica ili nastvak koji si najvise zeleo procitati
27. Ako nesto cuvas dovoljno dugo,mozes ga baciti.
28. Cim ga bacis,odmah ce ti zatrebati.
29. Bilo kojim putem da vozis,to je uzbrdo i protiv vetra.
30. Zubobolja uvek zapocinje u subotu uvece.
31. Ljudi koji ne mogu da plate kiriju,obavezno je placaju.
32. Ljudi koji mogu da plate kiriju,izdaju stanove.
33. Kada avion kojim doleces kasni,onaj kojim zelis da nastavis let polece na vreme.
34. Nove cipele kupis tak kad se stare definitivno raspadnu.
35. Jedini ljudi koji u zivotu nalaze ono sta traze su nalazaci gresaka.
36. Iskustvo je nesto sto steknes tek kad ti vise ne treba.
Morfijevi zakoni vol2 :
1. Sve dobre su zauzete.
2. Ako osoba nije zauzeta,postoji razlog.
3. Novac ne moze kupiti ljubav,ali te sigurno stavlja u dobru poziciju za cenjkanje.
4. Najbolje stvari na svetu su besplatne...i vrede svaku paru.
5. Sex je kao sneg;ne znas koliko ce ga biti i koliko dugo ce trajati.
6. Muskarac u kuci vredi kao dva na ulici.
7. Nevinost je izleciva.
8. Kada zena nauci da razume muskarca,obicno prestane da ga slusa.
9. Nikada ne spavaj sa ludjim od sebe.
10. Uvek je pogresno vreme u mesecu.
11. Kada se svetla iskljuce sve zene su lepe.
12. Sex je nasledan.Ako ga tvoji roditelji nisu imali velike su sanse da ga ni ti neces imati.
13. Sto mladje to bolje.
14. Pre nego nadjes zgodnog princa,moras poljubiti mnogo zaba.
15. Voli svoje komsije,ali nemoj biti uhvacen.
16. Ljubav je stvar hemije a sex fizike.
17. Ne mozes napraviti bebu za jedan mesec tako sto ces uciniti devet zena trudnim.
18. Ljubav je pobeda imaginacije nad inteligencijom.
19. Uzdrzavaj se vina,zena i pesme; najvise pesme.
20. Nikada se ne raspravljaj sa zenom koja je umorna...ili odmorna.
21. Nikad ne reci nikad.
22. Sex je jedan od devet razloga za reinkarnaciju;ostalih osam su nevazni.
23. Nema razlike izmedju mudraca i budale kada se zaljube.
24. Nikada ne idi besan u krevet;ustani i bori se.
25. Da je napor ulozen u istrazivanje zenskih grudi ulozen u svemirski program,sada bi jeli hot-dog na mesecu.
26. Posej seme u subotu uvece a onda se u nedelju moli da zetva ne uspe.
27. Sexepil je 50% sto imas i 50% sto drugi ljudi misle da imas.
28. Sex nema kalorija.
29. Nije bitna duzina stapica nego magija u njemu.
30. Nema leka za sex, osim jos sex-a.
31. Sto je lepsa zena koja te voli, to ces lakse moci da je napustis.
32. Nista se ne poboljsava starenjem.
33. Koliko god puta da si dobio, ako ti se ponudi prihvati, jer ce uvek biti drugacije.
34. Seks uzima najmanje vremena i donosi najvise nevolja.
35. Ako ga uhvatis za jaja, dobices i srce i glavu.
36. Kad konacno nauci jezik muskaraca, zena obicno prestaje da slusa.
37. Kvaliteti koji najvise privuku zenu obicno su isti oni koje posle nekoliko godina ne moze da smisli.
38. Seks je prljav samo ako se radi kako treba.
39. Najbolji nacin za drzanje muskarca jeste zagrljaj.
40. Utakmice u ljubavi nikad se ne odlazu zbog nestanka struje.
41. Probleme u vrtu nije izazvala jabuka sa drveta vec par ispod njega.
42. Seksualna diskriminacija pogadja stidljive i ruzne.
43. Mozda i ima nekoliko stvari koje su bolje od seksa, kao i nekoliko stvari koje su losije od seksa. Ali nista nije kao seks.
44. Ljubav je rupa u srcu.
45. Budi samo sa najboljima.
46. Seks je rec od cetiri slova cije pravo znacenje pruza tek staromodna rec od sedam slova.
47. Bolje je izgubiti ljubav nego nikada ne voleti.
48. Ne cini preljubu... ako ne naidjes na dobru priliku
49. Nikada nemoj da legnes sa zenom koja ima vise problema nego ti.
50. Zena nikada ne zaboravlja muskarce koje je mogla da ima, muskarac nikad ne zaboravlja zene koje nije mogao da ima.
51. Muskarac moze da bude srecan sa bilo kojom zenom pod uslovom da je ne voli.
52. Lepota je povrsna, ruznoca prodire do kostiju.
53. Nikad nemoj da stojis izmedju drveta i psa.
54. Muskarac je samo muskarac, dobar bicikl je odlican za jahanje.
55. Ljubav svrsava mlazevima.
56. Ljubav je iluzija koja razlikuje jednu zenu od druge.
Chuck Norris full power :
# Chuck Norris can walk on Fissure.
# Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death and shoots it out through his big toe.
# Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.
# Chuck Norris can stop Reincarnation by ripping the cross out of the ground and snapping it in half.
# Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Dead!!
# Chuck Norris makes his own Sentry wards out of grass, twigs, and index fingers. They have 12000 sight and can see into the next game.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge has three arms.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Leshracs Soul is so Tourmented.
# Chuck Norris is neither Hero, Creep nor Ancient.
# When Chuck Norris uses BKB he stays the same.
# Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.
# Chuck Norris can use Helm of the dominator on Enemy Heros
# Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Secret Shop. The Secret Shop comes to him.
# Chuck Norris comes with a Dagon 50 every game.
# Chuck Norris can catch Tinkers Missiles and throw them back.
# Chuck Norris gives Atropos Nightmares.
# Chuck Norris can outrun Deathpulse and make it hit Necrolyte instead.
# Chuck Norris can re-use Consumables.
# Chuck Norris doesn't Timewalk. He is already there.
# Chuck Norris is NOT an orb effect
# Chuck Norris' power treads stack with boots of travel.
# Chuck Norris can dominate Roshan.
# Chuck Norris made Tiny tiny.
# Backdooring was outlawed after Chuck Norris repeatedly destroyed opponents healing fountains.
# In older versions of DotA, Chuck Norris farmed wood.
# Chuck Norris can break heroes bones, permanently slowing them and reducing their attack speed.
# All images run away from Chuck Norris.
# Invisibility stacks on Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris demanded that he be a hero in DotA. Icefrog turned him down, meaning that if Norris became a hero, its power would constantly cause the game to crash due to the overload. Icefrog is the only living creature who lived to tell the tale of the day he talked back at Chuck Norris.
# 6 divine rapiers gives you the Chuck Norris Orb.
# Buriza is the name of Chuck Norris' hamster.
# Chuck Norris gangs alone.
# A public player who once called Chuck Norris a n00b was found dead the next morning, his screen had smashed his face in.
# Chuck Norris is immune to your banlist.
# Chuck Norris has 7 slots.
# Chuck Norris shops in the opponents base.
# Chuck Norris doesn't need WTF mode.
# Chuck Norris is safelisted everywhere automatically, bots do not wish to make enemies with him.
# Chuck Norris' refresher orbs refresh themselves.
# If you leave Chuck Norris' game, you won't play DotA... ever again.
# Chuck Norris can win DotA alone, without picking a hero
# Chuck Norris can posess enemy's courier without them knowing. range is set to total map.
# Chuck Norris can alternate his collision size, from lane blocking to zero collision.
# Treant's forest watcher eye's will shut down at the sight of chuck norris. Weaver's shade's will turn visible due to fear! Wards are said to change position and hide in forests.
# Chuck Norris once threw his sacred relic away. It's damage bonus was not enough.
# Chuck Norris is the only one permitted to use godmode, as there is no known command to make him vulnerable!
# Ultimate orb turns blue when in chuck norris' hands.
# Chuck Norris can manipulate blinkdaggers, being able to reverse enemies blinkdirection. This way he doesn't need to chase down or throw trees as enemies will pop up right next to him.
# Ironwood branch gives +100 stats to him. They also stack in his inventory to a total amount of unknown size.
# Chuck Norris' blademails will work on ranged opponents to.
# Chuck Norris can autospawn power ups.
# Chuck Norris can hit tree/throne without killig towers.
# Chuck Norris gets gold from each dying creep, even without last-hitting them.
# Chuck Norris' splash damage effects the whole map, thats why he always has a
# team kill when creeping gnolls in the jungle.
# Chuck Norris' bottle is always full.
# If cast on Chuck Norris, rhasta's ulti-wards attack rhasta for being blasphemic.
# Chuck Norris' inhuman powers drop on death, giving the player who picks 'em up a permanent aegis aura. Too bad he never dies... ever.
# Chuck Norris' Tangos dont eat trees, they eat woods.
# Chuck Norris can't use the Necronomicons, they would run away in fear!
# Chuck Norris can deflect a Laguna Blade on an enemy with his fist!
# Someone maphacked on Chuck Norris. His body was never found.
# Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!
# Putting a Blink Dagger on Chuck Norris is like putting wheels on a bullet.
# Chuck Norris has a 1-hour Chronosphere with 12000 AOE.
# Chuck Norris leeches with spell damage.
# Chuck Norris base MS ist 521.
# Chuck Norris has a blink with 0 sec cd and 12000 range.
# Illusions of Chuck Norris deal 100% dam.
# Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.
# Chuck Norris gains gold if the fountain kills a creep.
# Chuck Norris gains +50 to all stats every lvlup.
# Chuck Norris hates Rikmaru. If he manages to get to lvl 6 before Chuck Norris hunts him down, he has a slight chance to escape from him. Too bad Chuck Norris has truesight.
# Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.
# Every time you get double damage Chuck Norris gets triple armor.
# Every Hit Chuck Norris does is a lasthit.
# Chuck Norris has 100% Evasion.
# Chuck Norris can use all Spells with one hotkey.
# Chuck Norris gets quantity discount at the secret shop.
# After GODLIKE only comes CHUCKLIKE with an amount of 100 kills in a row.
# Chuck Norris doesen't need boots of travel. If he wants to be somewhere every enemy unit at that place just teleports to him.
# If Chuck Norris types -di and hits enter Warcraft III will throw an exception anytime cause the amount of kills doesen't fit into integer value anymore.
# Chuck Norris uses Lone Druids' bear only as Chicken.
# Chuck Norris doesen't need Banlist. No one will leave until Chuck Norris allows him to leave - even if game is over.
Za sve ostalo tu je master card i Chuck Norris Website
Morfijevi zakoni vol1 :
1. Dok dodjes na red promjene se pravila.
2. Nikad ne prikazuj trikove s kartama pred ljudima sa kojima igras poker.
3. Sto prije zaostanes,imaces vise vremena za nadoknadjivanje.
4. Kad se kamera usredsredi na muskog sportistu on se cese,cacka ili pljuje.
5. Ako ne sutnes,ne mozes postici gol.
6. Stvarno naucis da psujes tek posto naucis da vozis.
7. Tvoj auto trosi vise benzina i ulja od bilo kog drugog.
8. Pogon na sva cetiri tocka samo omogucava da se zaglavis na nepristupacnijem mestu.
9. Sto je hladnija ploca rentgen aparata,to veci deo tela treba da priljubis uz nju.
10. Mozes oceniti koliko je mjuzikl los na osnovu toga koliko puta hor vikne "ura".
11. Kad dovoljno nakvasis svez beton,padne kisa.
12. Vise stete napravis pokusavajuci da uhvatis lomljivu stvar koja pada nego da je pustis da padne.
13. Ako zuris u kratak red on odjednom postaje dugacak.
14. Kad cekas u dugackom redu oni iza tebe uspevaju da se ubace u novoformirani kratak red.
15. Ako za sekund izadjes iz kratkog reda,on postaje dugacak red.
16. Ako cekas u kratkom redu,ljudi ispred tebe propustaju svoje prijatelje i rodjake.
17. Kratak red van zgrade je dugacak red u zgradi.
18. Ako stojis na jednom mestu dovoljno dugo,formiras red.
19. Setis se da treba da pustis pismo tek kad nigde u blizini nema postanskog sanduceta.
20. Ljubavna pisma,poslovni ugovori i pare koje ti duguju stizu sa tri nedelje zakasnjenja.
21. Bezvezna posta stize istog dana kada je poslata.
22. Doktor moze da pokopa svoje greske,a arhitekta jedino moze da ti savetuje da zasadis vinograd.
23. Kad automat vrati kusur,petoparci padnu blizu,a vredniji novcici otkotrljaju se van domasaja.
24. Brzina vetra povecava se u direktnoj srazmeri sa cenom frizure.
25. Pozajmljivanjem se knjige ne gube,osim onih koje si posebno zeleo sacuvati.
26. Ako ti nedostaje jedan broj nekog casopisa,to ce biti bas onaj broj u kojem je clanak,prica ili nastvak koji si najvise zeleo procitati
27. Ako nesto cuvas dovoljno dugo,mozes ga baciti.
28. Cim ga bacis,odmah ce ti zatrebati.
29. Bilo kojim putem da vozis,to je uzbrdo i protiv vetra.
30. Zubobolja uvek zapocinje u subotu uvece.
31. Ljudi koji ne mogu da plate kiriju,obavezno je placaju.
32. Ljudi koji mogu da plate kiriju,izdaju stanove.
33. Kada avion kojim doleces kasni,onaj kojim zelis da nastavis let polece na vreme.
34. Nove cipele kupis tak kad se stare definitivno raspadnu.
35. Jedini ljudi koji u zivotu nalaze ono sta traze su nalazaci gresaka.
36. Iskustvo je nesto sto steknes tek kad ti vise ne treba.
Morfijevi zakoni vol2 :
1. Sve dobre su zauzete.
2. Ako osoba nije zauzeta,postoji razlog.
3. Novac ne moze kupiti ljubav,ali te sigurno stavlja u dobru poziciju za cenjkanje.
4. Najbolje stvari na svetu su besplatne...i vrede svaku paru.
5. Sex je kao sneg;ne znas koliko ce ga biti i koliko dugo ce trajati.
6. Muskarac u kuci vredi kao dva na ulici.
7. Nevinost je izleciva.
8. Kada zena nauci da razume muskarca,obicno prestane da ga slusa.
9. Nikada ne spavaj sa ludjim od sebe.
10. Uvek je pogresno vreme u mesecu.
11. Kada se svetla iskljuce sve zene su lepe.
12. Sex je nasledan.Ako ga tvoji roditelji nisu imali velike su sanse da ga ni ti neces imati.
13. Sto mladje to bolje.
14. Pre nego nadjes zgodnog princa,moras poljubiti mnogo zaba.
15. Voli svoje komsije,ali nemoj biti uhvacen.
16. Ljubav je stvar hemije a sex fizike.
17. Ne mozes napraviti bebu za jedan mesec tako sto ces uciniti devet zena trudnim.
18. Ljubav je pobeda imaginacije nad inteligencijom.
19. Uzdrzavaj se vina,zena i pesme; najvise pesme.
20. Nikada se ne raspravljaj sa zenom koja je umorna...ili odmorna.
21. Nikad ne reci nikad.
22. Sex je jedan od devet razloga za reinkarnaciju;ostalih osam su nevazni.
23. Nema razlike izmedju mudraca i budale kada se zaljube.
24. Nikada ne idi besan u krevet;ustani i bori se.
25. Da je napor ulozen u istrazivanje zenskih grudi ulozen u svemirski program,sada bi jeli hot-dog na mesecu.
26. Posej seme u subotu uvece a onda se u nedelju moli da zetva ne uspe.
27. Sexepil je 50% sto imas i 50% sto drugi ljudi misle da imas.
28. Sex nema kalorija.
29. Nije bitna duzina stapica nego magija u njemu.
30. Nema leka za sex, osim jos sex-a.
31. Sto je lepsa zena koja te voli, to ces lakse moci da je napustis.
32. Nista se ne poboljsava starenjem.
33. Koliko god puta da si dobio, ako ti se ponudi prihvati, jer ce uvek biti drugacije.
34. Seks uzima najmanje vremena i donosi najvise nevolja.
35. Ako ga uhvatis za jaja, dobices i srce i glavu.
36. Kad konacno nauci jezik muskaraca, zena obicno prestaje da slusa.
37. Kvaliteti koji najvise privuku zenu obicno su isti oni koje posle nekoliko godina ne moze da smisli.
38. Seks je prljav samo ako se radi kako treba.
39. Najbolji nacin za drzanje muskarca jeste zagrljaj.
40. Utakmice u ljubavi nikad se ne odlazu zbog nestanka struje.
41. Probleme u vrtu nije izazvala jabuka sa drveta vec par ispod njega.
42. Seksualna diskriminacija pogadja stidljive i ruzne.
43. Mozda i ima nekoliko stvari koje su bolje od seksa, kao i nekoliko stvari koje su losije od seksa. Ali nista nije kao seks.
44. Ljubav je rupa u srcu.
45. Budi samo sa najboljima.
46. Seks je rec od cetiri slova cije pravo znacenje pruza tek staromodna rec od sedam slova.
47. Bolje je izgubiti ljubav nego nikada ne voleti.
48. Ne cini preljubu... ako ne naidjes na dobru priliku
49. Nikada nemoj da legnes sa zenom koja ima vise problema nego ti.
50. Zena nikada ne zaboravlja muskarce koje je mogla da ima, muskarac nikad ne zaboravlja zene koje nije mogao da ima.
51. Muskarac moze da bude srecan sa bilo kojom zenom pod uslovom da je ne voli.
52. Lepota je povrsna, ruznoca prodire do kostiju.
53. Nikad nemoj da stojis izmedju drveta i psa.
54. Muskarac je samo muskarac, dobar bicikl je odlican za jahanje.
55. Ljubav svrsava mlazevima.
56. Ljubav je iluzija koja razlikuje jednu zenu od druge.
Chuck Norris full power :
# Chuck Norris can walk on Fissure.
# Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death and shoots it out through his big toe.
# Chuck Norris has a 100 % chance for multicast. With Aghanims its 200 %.
# Chuck Norris can stop Reincarnation by ripping the cross out of the ground and snapping it in half.
# Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Dead!!
# Chuck Norris makes his own Sentry wards out of grass, twigs, and index fingers. They have 12000 sight and can see into the next game.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge has three arms.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Leshracs Soul is so Tourmented.
# Chuck Norris is neither Hero, Creep nor Ancient.
# When Chuck Norris uses BKB he stays the same.
# Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.
# Chuck Norris can use Helm of the dominator on Enemy Heros
# Chuck Norris doesn't visit the Secret Shop. The Secret Shop comes to him.
# Chuck Norris comes with a Dagon 50 every game.
# Chuck Norris can catch Tinkers Missiles and throw them back.
# Chuck Norris gives Atropos Nightmares.
# Chuck Norris can outrun Deathpulse and make it hit Necrolyte instead.
# Chuck Norris can re-use Consumables.
# Chuck Norris doesn't Timewalk. He is already there.
# Chuck Norris is NOT an orb effect
# Chuck Norris' power treads stack with boots of travel.
# Chuck Norris can dominate Roshan.
# Chuck Norris made Tiny tiny.
# Backdooring was outlawed after Chuck Norris repeatedly destroyed opponents healing fountains.
# In older versions of DotA, Chuck Norris farmed wood.
# Chuck Norris can break heroes bones, permanently slowing them and reducing their attack speed.
# All images run away from Chuck Norris.
# Invisibility stacks on Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris demanded that he be a hero in DotA. Icefrog turned him down, meaning that if Norris became a hero, its power would constantly cause the game to crash due to the overload. Icefrog is the only living creature who lived to tell the tale of the day he talked back at Chuck Norris.
# 6 divine rapiers gives you the Chuck Norris Orb.
# Buriza is the name of Chuck Norris' hamster.
# Chuck Norris gangs alone.
# A public player who once called Chuck Norris a n00b was found dead the next morning, his screen had smashed his face in.
# Chuck Norris is immune to your banlist.
# Chuck Norris has 7 slots.
# Chuck Norris shops in the opponents base.
# Chuck Norris doesn't need WTF mode.
# Chuck Norris is safelisted everywhere automatically, bots do not wish to make enemies with him.
# Chuck Norris' refresher orbs refresh themselves.
# If you leave Chuck Norris' game, you won't play DotA... ever again.
# Chuck Norris can win DotA alone, without picking a hero
# Chuck Norris can posess enemy's courier without them knowing. range is set to total map.
# Chuck Norris can alternate his collision size, from lane blocking to zero collision.
# Treant's forest watcher eye's will shut down at the sight of chuck norris. Weaver's shade's will turn visible due to fear! Wards are said to change position and hide in forests.
# Chuck Norris once threw his sacred relic away. It's damage bonus was not enough.
# Chuck Norris is the only one permitted to use godmode, as there is no known command to make him vulnerable!
# Ultimate orb turns blue when in chuck norris' hands.
# Chuck Norris can manipulate blinkdaggers, being able to reverse enemies blinkdirection. This way he doesn't need to chase down or throw trees as enemies will pop up right next to him.
# Ironwood branch gives +100 stats to him. They also stack in his inventory to a total amount of unknown size.
# Chuck Norris' blademails will work on ranged opponents to.
# Chuck Norris can autospawn power ups.
# Chuck Norris can hit tree/throne without killig towers.
# Chuck Norris gets gold from each dying creep, even without last-hitting them.
# Chuck Norris' splash damage effects the whole map, thats why he always has a
# team kill when creeping gnolls in the jungle.
# Chuck Norris' bottle is always full.
# If cast on Chuck Norris, rhasta's ulti-wards attack rhasta for being blasphemic.
# Chuck Norris' inhuman powers drop on death, giving the player who picks 'em up a permanent aegis aura. Too bad he never dies... ever.
# Chuck Norris' Tangos dont eat trees, they eat woods.
# Chuck Norris can't use the Necronomicons, they would run away in fear!
# Chuck Norris can deflect a Laguna Blade on an enemy with his fist!
# Someone maphacked on Chuck Norris. His body was never found.
# Chuck Norris can dodge assassinate!
# Putting a Blink Dagger on Chuck Norris is like putting wheels on a bullet.
# Chuck Norris has a 1-hour Chronosphere with 12000 AOE.
# Chuck Norris leeches with spell damage.
# Chuck Norris base MS ist 521.
# Chuck Norris has a blink with 0 sec cd and 12000 range.
# Illusions of Chuck Norris deal 100% dam.
# Chuck Norris can pick a hero in -ar mode.
# Chuck Norris gains gold if the fountain kills a creep.
# Chuck Norris gains +50 to all stats every lvlup.
# Chuck Norris hates Rikmaru. If he manages to get to lvl 6 before Chuck Norris hunts him down, he has a slight chance to escape from him. Too bad Chuck Norris has truesight.
# Chuck Norris pulls Pugde next to him if he gets hooked.
# Every time you get double damage Chuck Norris gets triple armor.
# Every Hit Chuck Norris does is a lasthit.
# Chuck Norris has 100% Evasion.
# Chuck Norris can use all Spells with one hotkey.
# Chuck Norris gets quantity discount at the secret shop.
# After GODLIKE only comes CHUCKLIKE with an amount of 100 kills in a row.
# Chuck Norris doesen't need boots of travel. If he wants to be somewhere every enemy unit at that place just teleports to him.
# If Chuck Norris types -di and hits enter Warcraft III will throw an exception anytime cause the amount of kills doesen't fit into integer value anymore.
# Chuck Norris uses Lone Druids' bear only as Chicken.
# Chuck Norris doesen't need Banlist. No one will leave until Chuck Norris allows him to leave - even if game is over.
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