chuck norris

#1 25.01.2006. u 02:45

buhaahahha...ajj ljudi al sam se ismijao ovom..

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

evo jos..ima nekih istih,al ima i l00djih od ovih gore.....
www.4q.cc/chuck -random
www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty -top 40

suzio sam..ocam...

tip je legenda...

#2 25.01.2006. u 02:50

evo my favorite...:buhaha..jos se smjeskam...

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy.

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

............daj sve mi je dobro.....nikako se odluciti...buahah(If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.)

#3 25.01.2006. u 08:01

Od svega toga je najbolje Chuck Norris CAN touch Mc Hammer.

#4 25.01.2006. u 11:04

lol najbolji je onaj supermen invalid

#5 25.01.2006. u 11:15

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
And what you say about this

#6 25.01.2006. u 11:49

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn. ...

looool...

#7 25.01.2006. u 12:21

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. hhaha
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. ahaha

#8 25.01.2006. u 19:42

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
hehe

#9 26.01.2006. u 02:32

ja mislim da je ovo lantazar pisao